Roses aren’t red, Violets aren’t blue. They’re just a simulation, And so are you.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
A version of reality where doing something like this buys you at least 12 months of criticism-free living. https://t.co/aew2D5AsZH
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Podcast app that scans your brain waves and pauses audio when it knows you’re deep in thought and ignoring dialogue.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
You either die the hero or live long enough for your tweets to make you the villain.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Food delivery service that plans out your meals for the day after you step on a scale in the morning. Tentative name: Just Kale Me Now
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Music service that understands that skipping a song is effectively a thumbs down.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Screens in elevators that play random YouTube clips timed to the length of your ride.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Clothing hangers with digital displays that indicate how many days ago you wore an item.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
An online voting system where every citizen who wants to vote, just can.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Service that takes your unwanted items, slaps a Supreme sticker on them, then sells them on eBay to idiots for 100x their value.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
An entire fake city where Instagram photographers and models can take photos and not be incredibly cringeworthy in… https://t.co/VqeMZHWXRi
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Thesaurus that analyzes the intelligence of the recipient of your email and upgrades/downgrades vocabulary accordingly.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Restaurant menus that remember you and highlight dishes you still haven’t ordered there.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Service that matches you up with a body double who goes pants shopping for you.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Technically speaking, Earth is in space. Space isn’t a separate place.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
The great thing about using electricity as an energy source is that it doesn’t require that a bunch of dinosaurs di… https://t.co/FE7xyPEnwJ
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Coffee app that connects to a blood monitor and mobile orders for you when your caffeine rate dips below a certain level.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Algorithm that helps large companies pick an optimal city for a corporate office instead of running a publicity game show.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
A monthly subscription for overpriced popcorn that comes with free movies.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Cleaning service that preps your house before your cleaning person comes over.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Drones that produce artificial clouds around themselves and fly between you and the sun on extra hot days.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
The Purge, except instead of one day a year of lawlessness, there’d be one day a year of balanced and well researched public policy debate.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Accidentally created a fissure between two parallel dimensions the other day...but not sure where. Can be identifie… https://t.co/zOBgDqdOZs
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Search engine that only displays sites that don’t block you from accessing content if you have Adblock installed.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Paper towels that are progressively thicker towards the bottom so when you pull one with your wet fingers you don’t… https://t.co/mni2LoCAPM
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Alternative Plans For Splitting Up California https://t.co/PaijKlq02s
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Movie idea: A guy travels back in time for the sole purpose of fixing continuity errors in movies while they’re being filmed.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
Glass doors that quickly become opaque when detecting someone is about to walk into it.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
A pie shop that sells slices that are exactly 90 degrees called “Pie-Thagorous.”
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)
People who argue VR is more interesting than AR are the Flat-Earthers of technology.
— boredelonmusk (@boredelonmusk)