DO NOT REMOVE CARD DO NOT REMOVE CARD DO NOT REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD REMOVE CARD YOU WAITED TOO LONG YOUR FAMILY IS… https://t.co/qCgxoaXo2z
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
The best gift you can get anyone in their 30s is to cancel a meeting they’ve been asked to attend. You will never f… https://t.co/rwZCadbKex
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
So Cambridge Analytica fraudulently obtained Facebook user data and then used it to run election ads on Donald Trum… https://t.co/tMnnVePfP3
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Visiting a website is easy. Simple navigate to the URL, block in-browser notifications, dismiss the newsletter sign… https://t.co/5L4VBmAnmf
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Have my 20th high school reunion tonight. At my age my parents had a 9-year-old, a 12-year-old and owned a house.… https://t.co/8LCzak1HnN
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Facebook is making it easier to find your privacy settings. Simply arrange five burning candles into a pentagram an… https://t.co/Fvkt4P9pjo
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Recently I decided my favorite YouTube genre is “teenagers getting pulled on stage to perform with their idols and… https://t.co/KBzcLvJn16
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Sen. Nelson is about two minutes away from asking Zuckerberg to help him install an office printer
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Headed to Austin? Come to my SXSW panel, where I’ll just shout the word “blockchain” repeatedly from inside a stolen food truck
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Siri, what is the worst place an ad for my podcast has appeared https://t.co/en9RSF7gLw
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
EDITOR: Why is no one reading your story that you worked on for months ME: https://t.co/OXmw5oBIWH
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Everyone who did a story about the Trump campaign’s mastery of Facebook’s ad platform needs to go post an update now, thanks
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
At a restaurant in San Diego that plays audio recordings of its one-star Yelp reviews in the bathroom and I am in love
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Your new Twitter password must contain one uppercase character, one symbol, and one ad hominem attack on an article you didn’t actually read
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Cool that this story was announced at 9 p.m. ET Friday, where it can reach the maximum amount of people
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
In December YouTube said it would hire 10,000 people to clean up the site. Where the hell are they? https://t.co/rKqlnL5hz2
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
So many publishers think they have audiences, when what they really have is traffic. I think we’re about to find out who has an audience
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
“Facebook still sees itself as the bank that got robbed, rather than the architect who designed a bank with no safe… https://t.co/8sq27pFGRJ
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Based on my understanding of ZipRecruiter's business, $155 million of this will be allocated to podcast advertising https://t.co/eKfwlGD97w
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Here is a 14-year-old boy who loves the musical "Waitress" and gets to perform "She Used to Be Mine" on stage and i… https://t.co/pqEXS8xoGu
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
For some essential background on how Cambridge Analytica’s deception came to light, read this MoJo piece from Decem… https://t.co/NUMpZ6g8aa
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Google Maps now shows you which NYC subway entrances and exits to take and I would like to formally nominate the te… https://t.co/cS9xD6NjSZ
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Congratulations to everyone on their beautiful HomePods and sorry it secretes a deadly acid that destroys your furn… https://t.co/5Q29K2C8cM
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
A dumb thing about LinkedIn is that if you accept someone’s invitation, it immediately redirects you to a “People M… https://t.co/xyXttP1ZU0
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
This metric was previously housed in a glass case labeled BREAK IN CASE OF EMERGENCY https://t.co/LI07sddR6U
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
What’s everyone up to this weekend? Like most people in Silicon Valley I plan to be drinking raw water at a sex party
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
And here is a boy who convinces Bruce Springsteen to let him duet on "Growin' Up" and you see the kid literally gro… https://t.co/cTe3fTlICH
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
I would never have guessed that a short-term problem with AI would be ‘how do we get it to stop laughing at us’
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Merry Christmas to my dad, who changed lanes 411 times so that we could get to my brother's house three minutes earlier
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
I have been shadowbanned from my gym. Technically my membership still works but you will never see me there
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
My landlord tweeted a pic of me changing her fire alarm battery while in my pajamas to 1.2M people and it only got… https://t.co/APvg5riwCy
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Happy 12th birthday to Twitter, which would never give away our friends’ data to Cambridge Analytica because it con… https://t.co/BzKryxQCqZ
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Magic Leap is legitimately my favorite company. I hope it raises an additional $100 billion and never releases a pr… https://t.co/lbkYkn6xkZ
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Twitter has done the right thing, after exhausting every other option https://t.co/br47qh2csl
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
This story is going to be on every slide about the importance of UX design for the next 100 years https://t.co/zcfzeFiIwd
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
A good productivity feature for Slack would be that if someone went more than 10 seconds without responding to you,… https://t.co/Fx1SKTJph9
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
“We didn’t have to tell you” that 330 million passwords were available to read in plain text is a hell of a take fr… https://t.co/lWjBclboxS
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
Now Square has a product to help businesses build spaces online. They should rename it Squarespace https://t.co/dGRsXimrkB
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
I have now heard from more than 500 people letting me know that you can enjoy meeting cancellations as early as 20,… https://t.co/ZgJWv2ejRy
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)
@Twitter a lot of people would probably fix their twitter typos if they could
— caseynewton (@caseynewton)